Here’s some more!
Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?”
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A Baboom !
A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations; he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.
The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you!”
Which day of the week do fish hate?
Fry-Day
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