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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
The best worst jokes!
Just for fun!
What do you call a deer with no eyes. No Idea!
Why did the sand cry? Because the sea weed!!
Add your bets worst jokes as comments to this silly post!
Heres my joke
ReplyDeleteWhats a birds fave football player?
David Peckem!!!!!
What comes and comes but never arives?Tomorow!
ReplyDeleteWhat's black and white and red all over? 1.a sunburnt penguin or 2.a newspaper.
What's worse than throwing pants at a wall and they stick or when you come back from school they move a meter up the wall!
Hope you enjoyed
Ethan
My joke
ReplyDeleteWhats a birds fave footballer??
David Peck'em!!!!!!
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? in case he got a hole in one.
ReplyDeleteWhy was the egyptian boy crying? because his daddy was a mummy.
What do mermaids have on toast? mermalade
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot
Why couldnt the sailors play cards? because the captain was standing on the deck.
What do you call a bear with no ears? B
What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh
Where do frogs hang thier coats? in a croakroom
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple
Whats an insects favourite sport? cricket
When is a door sweet and tasty?
ReplyDeleteWhen its jammed!
Q: Who stole the soap?
ReplyDeleteA: The robber ducky!
1Q: What did the carpet say to the floor?
1A: "Don't move I've got you covered!"
When is a door not a door?
ReplyDeletewhen its ajar (open)
Knock knock!
ReplyDeletewho's there?
luke
luke who?
luke (look) through the keyhole and find out
Knock knock!
who's there?
Sean
sean who?
sean (seen) your so nosy i wont tell you